Funny--Short Letters

Dear Ugly People,
You're welcome.
Sincerely, Alcohol
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Dear Noah,
We could have sworn you said the ark wasn't leaving till 5.
Sincerely,
Unicorns
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Dear Icebergs,
Sorry to hear about the global warming.
Karma's a bitch.
Sincerely,
The Titanic

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Dear America ,
You produced Miley Cyrus. Bieber is your punishment.
Sincerely,
Canada

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Dear Yahoo,
I've never heard anyone say, "I don't know, let's Yahoo! it..." just
saying...
Sincerely,
Google

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Dear 2010,
So I hear the best rapper is white and the president is black? WTF
happened?!
Sincerely,
1985

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Dear Windshield Wipers,
Can't touch this.
Sincerely,
That Little Triangle
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Dear girls who have been dumped,
There are plenty of fish in the sea... Just kidding! They're all dead.
Sincerely,
BP

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Dear Fox News,
So far, no news about foxes.
Sincerely,
Unimpressed

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Dear Nickleback,
That's enough.
Sincerely, The World

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Dear Osama Bin Laden,
Marco....
Sincerely, United States

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Dear Batman,
What was your power again?
Sincerely, Superman

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Dear Customers,
Yes, we ARE making fun of you in Vietnamese.
Sincerely, Nail Salon Ladies

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Dear Mr. Gump
WTF are you talking about?
There's a little diagram on the lid that tells you EXACTLY what you're
gonna get....
Sincerely, Jenny
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Dear World,
Please stop freaking out about 2012. Our calendars end there because
some Spanish d-bags invaded our country and we got a little busy OK?
Sincerely,
The Mayans
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Dear White People,
Don't you just hate immigrants?
Sincerely,
Native Americans

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Dear iPhone,
Please stop spellchecking all of my rude words into nice words. You
piece of shut.
Sincerely,
Every iPhone User

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Dear Trash,
At least you get picked up...
Sincerely,
The Girls of Jersey Shore

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Dear Man,
It's cute, but can you pick up peanuts with it?
Sincerely,
Elephant